Funny math teacher sayings
1. "I'm not a math teacher, I'm a magician. I make numbers disappear and reappear in strange ways!"
2. "Math teachers have too many problems."
3. "I'm not a math teacher, I'm a mathemagician!"
4. "Why was the equal sign so humble? Because he knew he wasn't less than or greater than anyone else."
5. "I'm not a math teacher, I'm a math whisperer. I can make numbers behave."
6. "Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems."
7. "I'm not a math teacher, I'm a math ninja. I can solve equations in the blink of an eye."
8. "Why did the math teacher break up with the calculator? Because it was too calculating."
9. "I'm not a math teacher, I'm a math rockstar. I can make even the most complex equations seem cool."
10. "Why was the math teacher always happy? Because he knew how to divide and conquer!"
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