Funny mauritian sayings

1. "Li dir mo dir, mo pa dir mo dir."

Translation: "He says I said, I didn't say I said."

2. "Kouma mo dir twa, kouma twa dir mwa."

Translation: "Like I told you, like you told me."

3. "Kan zot dir lapli pou vini, li pa vini. Kan zot dir li pa pou vini, li vini."

Translation: "When they say it will rain, it doesn't. When they say it won't rain, it does."

4. "Bizin konn zot pou konn zot."

Translation: "You have to know them to know them."

5. "Zot pe rode mo la, zot pe rode mo la."

Translation: "They are looking for me here, they are looking for me here."

6. "Kan to manz to pane, kan to pane to manz."

Translation: "When you eat, you're full. When you're full, you eat."

7. "Kan to pe aler, to pa pe vini. Kan to pe vini, to pa pe aler."

Translation: "When you're leaving, you're not coming. When you're coming, you're not leaving."

These sayings reflect the unique humor and perspective of Mauritians.

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