Funny may your sayings

Sure, here are some funny sayings for you:

1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

2. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

3. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

4. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

5. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."

6. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."

7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

8. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."

9. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

10. "I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."

Above is Funny may your sayings.

Allah quotes and sayings

1. And He is with you wherever you are. - Quran 57:42. Do not lose hope, nor be sad. - Quran 3:1393. Verily, with hardship comes ease. - Quran 94:64. Allah does not burden a soul beyond that it can bear. - Quran 2:2865. And He found you lost and guided [you]. - Quran 93:76. Indeed, Allah

Baby sayings for onesies

1. Milk drunk2. Mommy's little miracle3. Daddy's little sidekick4. Cuddle bug5. Little peanut6. Tiny but mighty7. Naptime champion8. Future heartbreaker9. Drool is cool10. I'm new here

Bbq humor sayings

1. I like my BBQ like I like my jokes - well done!2. BBQ: where the sauce is boss and the grill is thrill.3. I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry for BBQ.4. BBQ: the only time it's acceptable to play with your food.5. Grill it and they will come.6. I like my BBQ like I like my frie

Cat mom sayings

1. A mother cat's love is unconditional.2. Kittens may grow up, but they'll always be my babies.3. In this house, I'm the queen cat.4. I may be covered in fur, but my heart is full of love for my kittens.5. I'll always be here to clean up after my litter, no matter how messy they get.6. M

Smart assed sayings crossword clue

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Einstein sayings in german

1. Phantasie ist wichtiger als Wissen, denn Wissen ist begrenzt. 2. Phantasie ist wichtiger als Wissen, denn Wissen ist begrenzt. 3. Phantasie ist wichtiger als Wissen, denn Wissen ist begrenzt. 4. Phantasie ist wichtiger als Wissen, denn Wissen ist begrenzt. 5. Phantasie ist wichtiger als

Butlers sayings

1. Very good, sir/madam.2. As you wish.3. Right away, sir/madam.4. I'll take care of it.5. Is there anything else I can assist you with?6. Allow me to serve you.7. I aim to please.8. Your wish is my command.9. I'll attend to that immediately.10. I am at your service.

Jury common sayings

1. The proof is in the pudding.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. A penny saved is a penny earned.4. Actions speak louder than words.5. You can't judge a book by its cover.6. The early bird catches the worm.7. Two wrongs don't make a right.8. When life gives you lemons,

Demi lovato sayings

1. Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.2. You have the power to change your story.3. Don't be afraid to speak up for yourself. Keep fighting for your dreams!4. You are beautiful, you are worthy, and you are loved.5. Every day is a new opportunity to

Sayings about yet

1. It's not over yet.2. The best is yet to come.3. Yet another opportunity to shine.4. Don't give up, you're not finished yet.5. There's still time to make a difference.6. Keep going, you're not there yet.7. The journey is not complete yet.8. Yet another chance to start anew.9. Ther