Funny medical quotes and sayings

1. "The best doctor gives the least medicines." - Benjamin Franklin

2. "I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places." - Henny Youngman

3. "The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease." - Voltaire

4. "You know you're a nurse when you believe that 'patience' should be listed as a skill on your resume." - Unknown

5. "Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?" - George Carlin

6. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV." - Unknown

7. "Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability." - William Osler

8. "The only equipment that is required for a good doctor is a good heart." - Unknown

9. "The best way to get a medical opinion is to consult your own doctor, not the internet." - Unknown

10. "Laughter is the best medicine, unless you're diabetic. Then insulin comes pretty high on the list." - Jasper Carrott

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Rafa nadal favourite sayings on court

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