Funny medieval sayings quotes
1. "A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested."
2. "Thou art as useful as a castle made of sand in a storm."
3. "Even the bravest knight may tremble at the sight of a mouse."
4. "Better to have a fool to make you laugh, than a wise man to make you weep."
5. "A jester's wit can cut deeper than a knight's sword."
6. "In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king...unless the blind man has a crossbow."
7. "A dragon may be fearsome, but a mother-in-law is truly terrifying."
8. "A knight who boasts of his valor is like a dragon who brags of his fire-breathing abilities."
9. "He who lives by the sword shall likely die by the sword, but at least he'll have a good story to tell."
10. "A wise man once said, 'I know nothing,' and he was promptly appointed court jester."
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