Funny men's t shirt sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I may be wrong, but I doubt it."

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."

6. "I'm not a morning person, or an afternoon person, or an evening person."

7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

8. "I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong."

9. "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."

10. "I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look at it anyway."

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