Funny merry christmas quotes and sayings
1. "Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home." - Carol Nelson
2. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." - Buddy the Elf
3. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red." - Unknown
4. "Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered." - Phyllis Diller
5. "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." - George Carlin
6. "Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." - Andy Borowitz
7. "I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin." - Winston Spear
8. "Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it." - Richard Lamm
9. "I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." - Shirley Temple
10. "Christmas is a magical time of year... I just watched all my money magically disappear." - Unknown
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