Funny message board sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just energy efficient."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
4. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
6. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline."
7. "I'm not sarcastic, I'm just fluent in smartass."
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm just not a fan of reality."
9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my cat's needs."
10. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
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1. Actions speak louder than words.2. The early bird catches the worm.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. You reap what you sow.6. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.7. The grass is always greener on the other side.8. Rome wasn't bui
1. Loneliness adds beauty to life. It puts a special burn on sunsets and makes night air smell better. - Henry Rollins2. Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty. - Mother Teresa3. Sometimes you need to be alone. Not to be lonely, but to enjoy your free time bei
1. Fabulous at 40!2. Life begins at 40!3. 40 and fabulous!4. Cheers to 40 years!5. 40 and still rocking it!6. Aged to perfection at 40!7. Forty and thriving!8. 40 is the new 30!9. Over the hill and loving it!10. Flirty at 40!
1. God can be realized through all paths. All religions are true. The important thing is to reach the roof. You can reach it by stone stairs or by wooden stairs or by bamboo steps or by a rope. You can also climb up by a bamboo pole.2. As long as I live, so long do I learn.3. The winds of grace
Here are some classic Vicky Pollard sayings from the British comedy show Little Britain:1. Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no...2. I ain't even bovvered.3. Yeah, but I'm well jel.4. Am I bovvered though?5. Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah...6. Don't look at me, don't talk to me, don
1. Joy is the simplest form of gratitude. - Karl Barth2. The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - E.E. Cummings3. Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama4. Joy is the infallible sign of the presence of God. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardi
1. I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.2. I run this town, you just live in it.3. Mess with me and you'll sleep with the fishes.4. I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man.5. I've got 99 problems but a snitch ain't one.6. I'm the king of the streets, bow down or get ou
1. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.2. A stitch in time saves nine.3. Look before you leap.4. Actions speak louder than words.5. The early bird catches the worm.6. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.7. Haste makes waste.8. Better safe than sorry.9. You reap what you so
Here are a few Irish sayings about death in Gaelic:1. Níl saol gan bás. (There is no life without death.)2. Is iomaí slí chun bás a fháil. (There are many ways to meet death.)3. Ar scáth a chéile a mhaireann na daoine. (People live in each other's shadows.)4. Tá an bás mar bháis ar an doras.
1. Forever in our hearts2. Gone but never forgotten3. In loving memory4. Always with me5. Until we meet again6. In loving memory of a beautiful soul7. Your memory lives on8. In loving memory of a life well lived9. Forever loved, never forgotten10. In loving memory of a cherished o