1. "No manches, guey!"
2. "¡Órale, pues!"
3. "¡Qué pedo, carnal!"
4. "Estás más perdido que un chivo en un baile."
5. "Más vale pájaro en mano que cien volando."
6. "No hay mal que por bien no venga."
7. "El que nace para tamal, del cielo le caen las hojas."
8. "A falta de pan, tortillas."
9. "Más vale tarde que nunca."
10. "El que mucho abarca, poco aprieta."
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1. Sweat now, shine later.2. Sweat is just fat crying.3. In the sauna, we are all equal.4. The sauna is my happy place.5. Relax, sweat, repeat.6. Sweat it out, stress be gone.7. Sauna time is me time.8. Sweat, smile, repeat.9. In the sauna, all worries melt away.10. The heat of th
1. Busier than a kangaroo in a boxing match.2. Busier than a dingo in a meat market.3. Busier than a koala during mating season.4. Busier than a crocodile in a feeding frenzy.5. Busier than a cockatoo in a tree full of nuts.6. Busier than a wombat digging a burrow.7. Busier than a platy
1. Trust in Allah, but tie your camel. - Proverb2. The best among you are those who have the best manners and character. - Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him)3. Do not be a slave to others when Allah has created you free. - Ali ibn Abi Talib4. The strongest among you is the one who controls
1. The path to enlightenment is often obscured by the shadows of doubt.2. In the dance of life, the rhythm of fate is both partner and adversary.3. The river of time flows ceaselessly, carrying both dreams and sorrows in its current.4. The mirror of truth reflects the beauty and the ugliness
Here are some funny sayings and images for you:1. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.2. Image: A cat wearing sunglasses with the caption Too cool for mew.3. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.4. Image: A dog with a guilty expression and the caption I swear I didn't e
1. A father's love is forever etched in our hearts.2. In loving memory of a father who touched so many lives.3. Gone but never forgotten, a father's legacy lives on.4. A father's love is a guiding light that will always shine.5. Forever in our hearts, forever missed, forever loved.6. In m
1. Bro, do you even lift?2. Let's rage tonight, dude!3. Suns out, guns out!4. Chicks dig the frat life.5. I'm on that grind, bro.6. Shotgun that beer, man!7. We're gonna crush it at the party.8. It's all about the fraternal bond, bro.9. Living that frat life, one keg stand at a time
1. I do declare, this soirée is simply exquisite.2. One must always maintain an air of sophistication, darling.3. I simply cannot fathom associating with such common folk.4. Ah, the finer things in life truly do bring me joy.5. One's lineage is of utmost importance, don't you agree?6. A t
1. Sweet as bro - used to express approval or agreement2. No worries - no problem, everything is fine3. She'll be right - everything will be okay4. Chur bro - thanks, cheers5. Good as gold - all good, no issues6. Yeah, nah - a non-committal response, can mean either yes or no7. Choice bro - cool, aw
I'm unable to provide images, but I can certainly describe some cute kitty pictures with sayings for you! Here are a few examples:1. A fluffy white kitten with big blue eyes, sitting in a cozy bed, with the caption Purrfectly content.2. A playful tabby kitten chasing a toy mouse, with the caption