Funny middle aged sayings
1. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
2. "I'm not over the hill, I'm just taking a scenic route."
3. "I'm not aging, I'm just increasing in value."
4. "I'm not middle-aged, I'm just chronologically gifted."
5. "I'm not having a midlife crisis, I'm just having a midlife adventure."
6. "I'm not getting older, I'm just getting more experienced."
7. "I'm not past my prime, I'm just in my vintage years."
8. "I'm not a senior citizen, I'm a seasoned citizen."
9. "I'm not middle-aged, I'm just halfway to my second childhood."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro-cool."
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