Funny minion quotes and sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a minion person."

5. "I'm not short, I'm minion-sized."

6. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what you should be doing."

7. "I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition."

8. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just misunderstood."

9. "I'm not a snack, I'm a feast for the eyes."

10. "I'm not a minion, I'm a master of mischief."

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