Funny misquoted sayings
1. "A penny saved is a penny earned... for a rainy day."
2. "The early bird catches the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese."
3. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch... unless you're a farmer."
4. "When life gives you lemons... make lemonade and find someone whose life gave them vodka."
5. "Actions speak louder than words... but a picture is worth a thousand words, so just send a meme."
6. "You can lead a horse to water... but you can't make it do the backstroke."
7. "The grass is always greener on the other side... until you realize it's just artificial turf."
8. "All's fair in love and war... but not in a game of Monopoly."
9. "Rome wasn't built in a day... but it was probably procrastinated for a few centuries."
10. "If at first you don't succeed... skydiving is not for you."
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