Funny misspoken sayings
1. "I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose meow."
2. "I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
3. "I have a frog in my throat, I mean, a dog in my throat."
4. "I'm so hungry, I could eat a house."
5. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch the egg."
6. "I'm feeling under the weather, maybe I should see a rainbow."
7. "You can't have your cake and eat it too, unless it's a magic cake."
8. "I'm all ears, I mean, eyes."
9. "I'm on cloud nine, or maybe it's cloud eight, I lost count."
10. "I'm walking on thin ice, no wait, I mean eggshells."
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