Funny mom daughter sayings

1. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!"

2. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

3. "I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

4. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

5. "I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

6. "I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

7. "I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

8. "I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

9. "I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

10. "I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

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Funny old age sayings

1. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.2. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.3. You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.4. You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value.5. Age is a high price to pay for

Fall inspirational sayings

1. Autumn shows us how beautiful it is to let things go.2. Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree. - Emily Bronte3. Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall. - F. Scott Fitzgerald4. The trees are about to show us how lovely it is to let the dead things

Farm wife short sayings

1. A farmer's wife is the heart of the farm.2. In the fields we sow, in the kitchen we grow.3. Farm life, happy wife.4. From sunrise to sunset, a farm wife's work is never done.5. Strong hands, gentle heart, that's a farm wife's art.6. Planting seeds of love, reaping a harvest of joy.7.

Clever valentines day candy sayings

1. You're the sweetest thing in my life, just like this candy.2. You make my heart melt like chocolate.3. You're the cherry on top of my sundae.4. You're my favorite piece of candy in the box.5. You're as irresistible as this candy.6. You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the candy to my

Custom golf ball sayings

1. Swing for the stars2. Drive for show, putt for dough3. Tee it high, let it fly4. Grip it and rip it5. Fairways and greens6. Birdie time7. In the hole!8. Par-tee time9. Keep calm and golf on10. Hole in one dreams

Best friday quotes and sayings

1. It's Friday, time to go make stories for Monday.2. Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to save the day.3. Friday: the golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.4. Friday is the perfect day to be happy.5. Friday i

Sayings about being lost

1. Not all who wander are lost. - J.R.R. Tolkien2. Lost in the right direction. 3. Sometimes getting lost is the best way to find yourself.4. Lost is a place too. 5. In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity. - Sun Tzu6. Lost but not alone.7. Lost in thought, found in heart.8.

Sayings about being awesome

1. Be so good they can't ignore you.2. Don't be afraid to be awesome.3. Be the kind of person that makes others step up their game.4. Embrace your awesomeness and let it shine.5. You were born to be awesome, don't settle for anything less.6. Being awesome is a choice, choose it every day.

Funny shit sayings

1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.4. I'm not a complete idiot, I have some parts missing.5. I'm not a complete idiot, I'm missing a few screws.6. I'm not a complete idio

Japanese nature sayings

1. The bamboo that bends is stronger than the oak that resists. - Japanese Proverb2. Even monkeys fall from trees. - Japanese Proverb3. One kind word can warm three winter months. - Japanese Proverb4. The frog in the well knows nothing of the great ocean. - Japanese Proverb5. The nail that