Funny morning quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not a morning person. I'm a coffee person."
2. "I woke up like this... tired."
3. "I need a coffee the size of my head to get through this morning."
4. "Mornings are for coffee and contemplation... and maybe a nap later."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a 'give me five more minutes' person."
6. "Rise and shine? More like rise and whine."
7. "I'm not saying I hate mornings, but they definitely hate me."
8. "I'm not fully awake until I've had my second cup of coffee."
9. "Mornings: because who doesn't love starting the day with a panic attack?"
10. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a 'please don't talk to me until I've had my coffee' person."
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