Funny mother daughter sayings
1. "I smile because you're my daughter. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it."
2. "I used to be her angel, now she's mine."
3. "I love my daughter to the moon and back, but she tests my patience to the stars and beyond."
4. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom...just kidding, I'm a regular mom who's constantly embarrassing her daughter."
5. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it...just kidding, I love you too much."
6. "I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong when it comes to knowing what's best for my daughter."
7. "I gave my daughter life, but she gives my life meaning...and a lot of gray hairs."
8. "My daughter is like a tornado - she comes in with a lot of noise and chaos, but I wouldn't have it any other way."
9. "I never knew how strong I was until I had a daughter who constantly tests my limits."
10. "I may not be perfect, but when I look at my daughter, I know I did something right."
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