Funny mother son sayings
1. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!"
2. "I'm not just a mom, I'm a ninja in disguise."
3. "I love you more than all the stars in the sky, but don't test me."
4. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
5. "I'm not yelling, I'm just projecting my love at a high volume."
6. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a mom-tress of chaos."
7. "I brought you up to be strong and independent, but don't forget who raised you."
8. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a mom-ster in disguise."
9. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a mom-ager of your life."
10. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a mom-icorn - rare and magical."
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Eat something you love, because life is too short to waste on mediocre meals!
1. Witch way to the treats?2. I'm here for the boos and bones.3. I'm a howling good time!4. Trick or treat, smell my paws!5. Fur-ocious and ready to howl-o-ween!6. I'm a pup-kin spice latte kind of dog.7. Beware of the bark!8. I'm a paw-some ghostbuster!9. I'm here for the spooky sn
1. Good morning, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and I'm already exhausted.2. Good morning, another day of pretending to be a morning person.3. Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your patience be stronger.4. Good morning, because starting the day with a smile is overrated.
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Benny Hill was a British comedian known for his slapstick humor and comedic sketches. Some of his famous sayings include:1. The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.2
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1. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.2. You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time. - Abraham Lincoln3. Fool me once, I'll forgive you. Fool me twice, you're dead to me.4.
1. Mirror, mirror on the wall, I'll always get up after I fall. And whether I run, walk or have to crawl, I'll set my goals and achieve them all.2. Mirror, mirror on the wall, I am my own competition, I will always rise and never fall.3. Mirror, mirror on the wall, I am strong, I am beautiful,