Funny mothers day card sayings
1. "Mom, thanks for always being there to listen to my problems, even when they were all about you."
2. "Happy Mother's Day to the woman who gave me life and then made sure I didn't waste it."
3. "Mom, you're the only one who can simultaneously drive me crazy and keep me sane. Thanks for the rollercoaster ride!"
4. "To the woman who taught me everything I know, except how to cook. Thanks for that, Mom!"
5. "Mom, you're like a superhero without a cape. Just don't try to fly, okay?"
6. "Thanks for not disowning me during my teenage years. You're a true saint, Mom."
7. "Mom, you're the reason I'm so good at pretending to listen. Happy Mother's Day!"
8. "I may have inherited your sass, but I also got your love. Thanks for the perfect balance, Mom."
9. "To the woman who always knows where I left my keys, even when I don't. Happy Mother's Day!"
10. "Mom, thanks for loving me even when I'm hangry. You're a true miracle worker."
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