Funny mothers day sayings
1. "Mom, thanks for not giving me up for adoption when I was a teenager."
2. "I smile because you're my mom. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it."
3. "Mom, thanks for teaching me how to use the washing machine... even though I still call you to ask for help."
4. "I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child."
5. "Mom, thanks for always pretending to like the macaroni necklaces I made you as a kid."
6. "I got it from my mama... my sarcasm, my sense of humor, and my love for wine."
7. "Mom, thanks for not disowning me during my rebellious teenage years. I know it was tempting."
8. "I may not always say it, but I appreciate everything you do... like folding my laundry when I come to visit."
9. "Mom, thanks for giving me life, love, and a whole lot of embarrassing childhood photos."
10. "Behind every great kid is a mom who's pretty sure she's screwing it all up. Thanks for trying, Mom!"
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