Funny mothers sayings
1. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!"
2. "Because I said so, that's why!"
3. "I'm not just a mom, I'm a ninja in disguise."
4. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
5. "I'm not yelling, I'm just projecting my voice for emphasis."
6. "Do you think I'm made of money? Oh wait, I am, because I'm your mom."
7. "I brought snacks, water, sunscreen, and a first aid kit. I'm basically a walking mom survival kit."
8. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Just kidding, I'm a regular mom, but with a sense of humor."
9. "I'm not just a mom, I'm a referee, chef, chauffeur, counselor, and personal assistant all rolled into one."
10. "I used to have a life, then I became a mom. Now I have a zoo."
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1. Knowledge is the foundation of all things in existence.2. Wisdom is the key to unlocking the mysteries of life.3. Understanding is the bridge that connects knowledge and wisdom.4. Equality is the goal, unity is the path.5. God is within us all, we are divine beings.
1. Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.2. Believe in the magic of unicorns.3. Life is better with a little bit of unicorn sparkle.4. Unicorns are real, they're just very shy.5. Happiness is believing in unicorns.6. Be a unicorn in a field of horses.7
1. Do your duty without any attachment to the results, for the results are not in your hands.2. The mind is restless and difficult to control, but it can be tamed through practice and detachment.3. One who sees the same in all beings, whether they are happy or unhappy, is truly wise.4. It is
1. Madre: el amor más puro y sincero que existe. (Mother: the purest and most sincere love that exists.)2. Madre, tu amor es mi mayor tesoro. (Mother, your love is my greatest treasure.)3. Gracias por ser mi guía, mi apoyo y mi mejor amiga, mamá. (Thank you for being my guide, my support, and
Some of Mike Wolfe's favorite sayings on American Pickers include:1. I'm looking for the unusual, the unique, the one-of-a-kind.2. One man's trash is another man's treasure.3. You never know what you're going to find until you start digging.4. Every piece has a story, and it's our job to unco
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1. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble. - William Shakespeare2. Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!3. When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.4. Witching you a spooktacular Halloween!5. Eat, drink, and be