Funny native sayings

1. "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."

2. "She's all hat and no cattle."

3. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."

4. "She's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."

5. "He's as lost as a ball in tall weeds."

6. "She's crazier than a road lizard."

7. "He's happy as a clam at high tide."

8. "She's tough as a boiled owl."

9. "He's grinning like a possum eating a sweet potato."

10. "She's as stubborn as a mule in a mud hole."

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Sayings by confucius

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