1. "A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor."
2. "I'm on a boat, motherf***er, don't you ever forget!"
3. "You can't control the wind, but you can adjust your sails."
4. "I'm sorry for what I said when we were docking."
5. "Life's a beach, sail it."
6. "I'm in need of vitamin sea."
7. "I'm not a sailor, I'm a pirate."
8. "Seas the day!"
9. "I'm on island time."
10. "I'm not lost, I'm exploring the high seas."
Above is Funny nautical sayings and quotes.
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.2. I asked my dad for his best dad joke. He said, 'You.'3. My family is like a fine wine, we get better with age... and sometimes a little sour.4. I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.5. My family tree
1. A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt2. Behind every successful woman is herself. - Unknown3. A strong woman stands up for herself. A stronger woman stands up for everyone else. - Unknown4. The most beautiful thing
1. Shiver me timbers!2. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!3. Avast, ye scurvy dogs!4. Dead men tell no tales.5. Sail ho!6. Aye, aye, captain!7. Walk the plank!8. Thar she blows!9. Savvy?10. Pieces of eight!
1. Dress for success2. Dress for the job you want, not the job you have3. Dress to the nines4. Dress to kill5. Dress sharp6. Dress to the max7. Dress to turn heads8. Dress to dazzle9. Dress to slay10. Dress to make a statement
1. Another one.2. We the best!3. They don't want you to win.4. Bless up.5. Major key alert!6. Lion!7. Secure the bag.8. Stay focused.9. The key to more success is to have a lot of pillows.10. Don't ever play yourself.
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. The early bird catches the worm.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.6. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.7. The grass is always greener on the other side.
1. Honoring the brave souls who made the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom. We will never forget.2. Land of the free, because of the brave. Remembering and honoring our fallen heroes this Memorial Day.3. In memory of those who gave their lives for our country, we honor and salute you.4. Thei
1. Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world. - Marilyn Monroe2. Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life. - Unknown3. Shoes speak louder than words. - Unknown4. You can never have too many shoes. - Unknown5. Good shoes take you good places. - Unkn
1. May your Christmas be filled with joy, love, and laughter.2. Wishing you a magical holiday season filled with peace and happiness.3. May the spirit of Christmas bring you warmth and cheer.4. Sending you warm wishes for a merry and bright Christmas.5. May your heart be filled with the joy
1. Fifty and fabulous! Here's to the next chapter of your amazing life.2. Turning 50 is just the beginning of a new adventure. Enjoy every moment!3. Happy 50th birthday! May this milestone year be filled with joy, laughter, and unforgettable memories.4. Half a century never looked so good! Wi