Funny needlepoint sayings

1. "I'm silently judging your needlepoint skills."

2. "I didn't choose the needlepoint life, the needlepoint life chose me."

3. "I'm too cool for cross-stitch."

4. "Stitch happens."

5. "I'd rather be needlepointing."

6. "I'm a thread-aholic."

7. "I like big stitches and I cannot lie."

8. "I'm so crafty, I sweat glitter."

9. "I'm on a strict needlepoint diet... I only eat, sleep, and stitch."

10. "I'm not addicted to needlepoint, we're just in a committed relationship."

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