Funny new mom sayings
1. "Sleep is for the weak...and the childless."
2. "I used to be cool, now I'm just a mom."
3. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom...or at least I try to be."
4. "I've got 99 problems and my baby is the cause of all of them."
5. "I used to have a social life, now I have a baby."
6. "My house used to be clean, now it's just a baby playground."
7. "I never knew how much love my heart could hold until I became a mom...and how much laundry it could hold too."
8. "I'm not yelling, I'm just projecting my voice so my kids can hear me over their own screaming."
9. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom...who is constantly covered in spit-up."
10. "I used to be able to finish a sentence without being interrupted...oh wait, no I didn't."
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