Funny new year resolution sayings

1. "My New Year's resolution is to be more spontaneous... starting tomorrow."

2. "I resolve to stop procrastinating... starting next week."

3. "I'm going to exercise more... by running out of excuses."

4. "This year, I will be more organized... just as soon as I find my to-do list."

5. "I'm going to eat healthier... by adding more chocolate to my diet."

6. "My resolution is to save more money... by avoiding online shopping... after this last purchase."

7. "I'm going to learn a new skill... as soon as I finish binge-watching Netflix."

8. "I resolve to be more positive... unless it's before my morning coffee."

9. "I'm going to be more adventurous... by trying new restaurants instead of ordering takeout."

10. "My New Year's resolution is to be more productive... starting next year."

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Stress sayings

1. Stress is the trash of modern life - we all generate it but if you don't dispose of it properly, it will pile up and overtake your life. - Terri Guillemets2. Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg3. The greatest weapon against stress is o

Rich sayings

1. Money can't buy happiness, but it's a lot more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.2. The only thing more expensive than education is ignorance.3. It's not about how much money you make, but how much you save and invest.4. Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's abou

Bristolian sayings and

1. Gert lush - used to describe something that is really good or enjoyable.2. Alright my lover? - a friendly greeting, similar to how are you?3. Cheers drive - a way to thank a bus driver when getting off the bus.4. Where's it to? - asking for directions or the location of something.5. I'

Bender sayings

1. Bite my shiny metal ass!2. I'm back, baby!3. I'm Bender, baby! Please insert liquor!4. I'm gonna build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!5. I'm 40% zinc!6. I'm Bender, baby! Oh god, please insert liquor!7. I'm Bender, baby! I can bend anything!8. I'm Bender, baby! I'm s

Scrapbook sayings toddlers

1. The tiniest feet leave the biggest footprints on our hearts.2. Messy hair, don't care - that's the toddler life!3. Little hands, big dreams.4. Today's moments are tomorrow's memories.5. Every day is an adventure with a toddler.6. Tiny tots, big personalities.7. Cherish the little mom

Fun and quirky southern sayings to spice up my speech

1. Well butter my biscuit!2. He's slicker than a boiled onion.3. I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church.4. She's as happy as a clam at high tide.5. He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.6. I'm fixin' to head out like a herd of turtles.7. She's so pretty she could make a freight

Kindness quotes and sayings

1. Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain2. No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop3. Kindness is a gift everyone can afford to give. - Unknown4. In a world where you can be anything, be kind. - Unknown5. Kindness is the s

Pierre abelard sayings

Here are some famous sayings attributed to Pierre Abelard:1. The beginning of wisdom is found in doubting; by doubting we come to the question, and by seeking we may come upon the truth.2. The key to wisdom is this - constant and frequent questioning, for by doubting we are led to question and by

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Sayings about montreal

1. Montreal is a city of contrasts, where old-world charm meets modern innovation.2. In Montreal, every street corner tells a story of its rich history and vibrant culture.3. Montreal is a melting pot of languages, cultures, and cuisines, creating a unique and dynamic atmosphere.4. From the c