Funny ninja quotes and sayings

1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just practicing my ninja moves."

2. "Ninjas don't need to wear camouflage, the shadows are our friends."

3. "I don't always fight like a ninja, but when I do, I make sure to do it in style."

4. "Ninjas don't make mistakes, they make unexpected maneuvers."

5. "I'm not a ninja, but I play one in real life."

6. "Ninjas can dodge bullets, but they can't dodge a good dad joke."

7. "I'm so stealthy, I can sneak up on my own shadow."

8. "Ninjas don't need alarm clocks, they wake up whenever they want."

9. "I'm not a ninja, but I can disappear faster than you can say 'ninja vanish'."

10. "Ninjas don't need luck, luck needs ninjas."

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