Funny ninja sayings
1. "I'm so stealthy, I could sneak up on a ghost."
2. "I'm like a ninja in a pillow fight - you won't even see it coming."
3. "I'm a ninja in the kitchen - slicing and dicing like a pro."
4. "I'm so quick, I make the Flash look like he's standing still."
5. "I'm a ninja at work - getting things done without anyone noticing."
6. "I'm so ninja, I can dodge a raindrop."
7. "I'm like a ninja in a library - quiet but deadly."
8. "I'm a ninja on the dance floor - watch me break it down without missing a beat."
9. "I'm so ninja, I can make a cat jealous of my stealth."
10. "I'm a ninja in disguise - blending in with the shadows and striking when least expected."
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