Funny noodle board sayings

1. "I'm a pasta-tively awesome cook!"

2. "Life is a combination of magic and pasta."

3. "I'm in a committed relationship with carbs."

4. "I don't give a fork about your gluten-free diet."

5. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool pasta mom."

6. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it... especially pasta."

7. "Carb loading is my superpower."

8. "I'm a noodle ninja, watch me twirl."

9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for pasta night."

10. "I like my pasta how I like my jokes... al dente."

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