1. "I'm a nurse, what's your superpower?"
2. "Trust me, I'm a nurse."
3. "I can't fix stupid, but I can sedate it."
4. "I'm a nurse, I've seen it all."
5. "Keep calm, I'm a nurse."
6. "I'm a nurse, what's your excuse?"
7. "Nursing: where even the doctors listen."
8. "I'm a nurse, not a magician... well, maybe a little."
9. "Coffee: because adulting is hard, especially in scrubs."
10. "I'm a nurse, what's your diagnosis?"
Above is Funny nurse sayings mugs.
Get up and stop others who are standing in your way. You have the power to overcome any obstacle and achieve your goals. Keep pushing forward and never give up!
1. Life is short, eat dessert first.2. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.3. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.4. Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles.5. Dessert is like a feel-good song, and the best ones make you dance.6. There's always roo
1. Buck Naked Underwear: The next best thing to wearing nothing at all.2. Fire Hose Work Pants: Built for the toughest jobs, just like you.3. Ballroom Jeans: Because every man deserves a little extra room.4. No Bull Guarantee: If it's not the best, we'll make it right.5. Longtail T-Shirts:
1. Chop it like it's hot2. I'm board of cutting3. Slice, slice baby4. I have a cutting edge sense of humor5. Let's get chopping6. Don't go bacon my heart7. I'm on a roll with this cutting board8. Cutting board humor: it's a cut above the rest9. I'm a cut above the rest in the kitche
1. Birthdays are like ice cream, the more you have, the sweeter life becomes.2. I scream, you scream, we all scream for birthdays and ice cream!3. Life is short, eat the ice cream first on your birthday.4. A birthday without ice cream is just a meeting.5. Age is just a number, but ice cream
One classic saying from Cheech and Chong is Dave's not here. This line comes from a famous comedy sketch where Cheech is trying to deliver a package to Chong, but Chong keeps insisting that Dave is not home. This saying has become a popular catchphrase associated with the comedy duo.
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode like a lion sleeping in the sun.2. Sleeping like a lion: peaceful, majestic, and with the occasional roar in my dreams.3. I nap like a lion, gracefully and with a mane-tained sense of style.4. I'm not snoring, I'm just practicing my lion roar in
1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. I fall more in love with you every day.3. You are the most beautiful thing I keep inside my heart.4. I love you more than words can express.5. You are my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.6. You make my heart skip a beat every time I see you.7.
1. Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is. - Vince Lombardi2. It's not the will to win that matters - everyone has that. It's the will to prepare to win that matters. - Paul Bear Bryant3. The only way to win is to work, work, work, and hope to have a little luck. - Fernando Alonso4.
1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode.3. I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?6. I'm not short