Funny obvious sayings
1. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
2. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's chocolate milk, then it's a tragedy."
3. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
4. "A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot always boils over."
5. "You can't have your cake and eat it too, unless you're really good at multitasking."
6. "When life gives you lemons, make sure to have tequila and salt handy."
7. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless you're really good at juggling."
8. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it do synchronized swimming."
9. "The grass is always greener on the other side, but it's probably just artificial turf."
10. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny found on the ground is a lucky day."
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