Funny office signs and sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
3. "I'm not a morning person. Don't talk to me until my second cup of coffee."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
5. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline-driven schedule."
6. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
7. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards."
8. "I'm not a grouch, I'm just allergic to stupidity."
9. "I'm not a workaholic, I just love what I do."
10. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just good at finding loopholes."
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