1. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
2. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."
3. "I'm not old, I'm vintage."
4. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
5. "I'm not old, I'm a senior youth."
6. "I'm not old, I'm a seasoned citizen."
7. "I'm not old, I'm just a little wrinkled."
8. "I'm not old, I'm just a recycled teenager."
9. "I'm not old, I'm just a matured adult."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just a fossil with a sense of humor."
Above is Funny old fart sayings.
1. To my beautiful wife, on your special day, may your birthday be as wonderful as you are to me every day.2. Happy birthday to the love of my life. You bring so much joy and happiness into my world, and I am grateful for you every day.3. On your birthday, I want you to know how much you mean t
1. The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk2. The greatest prison people live in is the fear of what other people think. - David Icke3. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settl
1. Wishing you a season filled with joy, peace, and prosperity. Happy Holidays!2. May your holidays be merry and bright, and your new year be filled with success. Cheers to a wonderful client!3. Warmest wishes for a joyful holiday season and a prosperous new year. Thank you for your continued p
1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day, my light in the darkness.2. In your eyes, I see the reflection of my soul, and in your arms, I find my home.3. You are the melody to my heart's song, the rhythm to my life's dance.4. With you, every moment is a treasure, every day a blessing.5. Your l
1. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. - W.C. Fields2. I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry. 3. I have a kitchen because it came with the house. 4. I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen. 5. Cooking is like love, it should be entered into with abandon or not
1. You're sweeter than candy!2. You're the sweetest treat in my life.3. You make my heart melt like chocolate.4. You're the cherry on top of my sundae.5. Life is like a box of chocolates, and you're my favorite flavor.6. You're the sugar to my spice.7. You're as irresistible as a candy
1. SNAFU - Situation Normal: All Fucked Up2. Brass hats - Senior military officers3. Blighty - Home, particularly in reference to England4. Barrack-room lawyer - Someone who gives legal advice without being qualified5. Bullshit baffles brains - A saying indicating that confusing language c
1. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.2. Life is better with a dog by your side.3. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.4. The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.5. Happiness is a warm puppy.6. Dogs leave paw prints on
A personalized gift with one of your mom's favorite sayings would be a thoughtful and meaningful Christmas present. Here are a few ideas:1. Customized wall art with her favorite saying2. A mug or a piece of jewelry engraved with the saying3. A custom-made pillow with the saying embroidered on it4. A
1. Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.2. The stock market is designed to transfer money from the Active to the Patient.3. Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.4. Risk comes from not knowing what you're doing.5. It's far better to buy a wonderful company a