Funny old lady sayings
1. "I'm so old, I remember when emojis were called 'smiley faces'."
2. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
3. "I may be old, but I can still cut a rug on the dance floor."
4. "Back in my day, we didn't have all these fancy gadgets. We had to use our imagination."
5. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."
6. "Age is just a number, but these wrinkles are starting to tell a story."
7. "I may be old, but I can still outsmart the young whippersnappers."
8. "I've got more aches and pains than a rusty old car, but I still keep on truckin'."
9. "I've been around the block a few times, but I still know how to have a good time."
10. "I may be old, but I've still got some sass left in me."
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