Funny old man sayings
1. "I'm so old, I remember when rainbows were black and white."
2. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
3. "I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do."
4. "I'm not old, I'm just a classic."
5. "I'm so old, my birth certificate is written in hieroglyphics."
6. "I'm not old, I'm just a recycled teenager."
7. "I'm so old, I remember when emojis were called hieroglyphics."
8. "I'm not old, I'm just a vintage model."
9. "I'm at an age where my idea of a wild night is staying up past 9 pm."
10. "I'm so old, I remember when the Dead Sea was just getting sick."
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