Funny old sayings about love
1. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."
2. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
3. "Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand."
4. "Love is like a rollercoaster, full of ups and downs and sometimes makes you want to throw up."
5. "Love is like a booger, you keep picking at it until you get it just right."
6. "Love is like a plant, if you don't water it, it dies. But if you water it too much, it drowns."
7. "Love is like a headache, it doesn't go away until you take some aspirin."
8. "Love is like a good book, hard to put down and even harder to forget."
9. "Love is like a puzzle, sometimes you have to force the pieces together to make it work."
10. "Love is like a bank account, if you keep withdrawing without depositing, you'll end up bankrupt."
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