Funny old sayings about men
1. "A man is like a tea bag - you never know how strong he is until he gets in hot water."
2. "Men are like parking spots, the good ones are always taken and the rest are handicapped."
3. "Men are like fine wine, they start out as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with."
4. "Men are like bank accounts, without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest."
5. "Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion."
6. "Men are like snowstorms, you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last."
7. "Men are like puppies, they're cute at first but they can be a handful to train."
8. "Men are like buses, you wait forever for one and then three come along at once."
9. "Men are like remote controls, simple, easy to use, and usually lying around the house somewhere."
10. "Men are like shoes, you can try them on, but you never know if they'll fit until you walk a mile in them."
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