Funny old sayings for birthdays
1. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine."
2. "Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number!"
3. "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
4. "They say with age comes wisdom, but in your case, it just means more candles on the cake."
5. "You're not over the hill, you're just on the back nine of life."
6. "Another year older, another year wiser... or so they say."
7. "Age is a high price to pay for maturity, but hey, at least you're getting discounts now."
8. "You're not old, you're just a classic."
9. "Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."
10. "They say the older you get, the better you get. Well, you're getting really good at this whole aging thing!"
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