Funny old southern sayings
1. "He's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
2. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
3. "She's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
4. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound mule."
5. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
6. "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."
7. "He's as happy as a clam at high water."
8. "She's so country, she thinks a seven-course meal is a possum and a six-pack."
9. "He's all hat and no cattle."
10. "That dog won't hunt."
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