1. "I told you I was sick!"
2. "Here lies the last man who borrowed money from me."
3. "I'll be back."
4. "I always knew this day would come, but not so soon!"
5. "I told you I was feeling a little under the weather."
6. "I'd rather be shopping."
7. "Well, this wasn't on my bucket list."
8. "I told you I was allergic to peanuts."
9. "I finally found a place to rest in peace."
10. "I'm just here for the eternal nap."
Above is Funny old tombstone sayings.
1. It's a beautiful day, don't let it get away.2. Today is a good day to have a great day.3. Smile, it's the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart.4. Don't worry, be happy.5. Every day may not be good, but there's something good in every day.6. Choose happiness today, tomorrow, and
1. Nana's little love bug2. Nana's little sunshine3. Nana's sweet pea4. Nana's little cuddle bug5. Nana's little angel6. Nana's little miracle7. Nana's bundle of joy8. Nana's little treasure9. Nana's little star10. Nana's little cutie pie
1. Don't throw stones at a mango tree if you are not prepared to catch the fruit.2. Every hoe has its stick to beat it with.3. The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his tail.4. If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.5. When one door closes, another on
1. Another year older, but still as irreverent as ever. Happy birthday, you crazy merc with a mouth!2. Wishing you a birthday filled with chimichangas, sarcasm, and lots of laughs. Happy birthday, Deadpool!3. Here's to a birthday that's as epic and chaotic as one of Deadpool's missions. Have a
1. Four years old and full of fun, happy birthday to our little one!2. Four candles on your cake, may all your wishes come true today!3. Turning four is so much fun, let's celebrate with cake and sun!4. Four years of laughter, joy, and love, happy birthday to our little dove!5. You're growi
Love never fails. - 1 Corinthians 13:8Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - AristotleLove is the bridge between you and everything. - RumiLove is not finding someone to live with, it's finding someone you can't live without. - Rafael OrtizLove is like the wind, you can'
1. Let's go places.2. Moving forward.3. Built for the long haul.4. Quality, durability, reliability.5. Start your impossible.6. The best built cars in the world.7. Always a better way.8. One company, one team, one goal.9. Driving innovation.10. Making life easier, one ride at a ti
1. My job is to stop pucks and frustrate shooters.2. I may be the last line of defense, but I'm also the first line of attack.3. I thrive under pressure, the more shots I face, the better I play.4. I may be small in stature, but I play big in the net.5. I see the puck as if it's in slow mot
1. Fake friends are like shadows, they follow you in the sun but leave you in the dark.2. A true friend sees the good in everything, while a fake friend sees the flaws in everything.3. Fake friends are like autumn leaves, they are scattered everywhere when the wind blows.4. Fake friends are l
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.4. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.5. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.6. I'm not short, I'm