Funny old western sayings
1. "He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
2. "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
3. "He's all hat and no cattle."
4. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound mule."
5. "She's as pretty as a speckled pup in a red wagon."
6. "He's about as sharp as a bowling ball."
7. "He's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
8. "I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention."
9. "He's as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party."
10. "He's tougher than a two-dollar steak."
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