Funny olympic sayings

1. "I run like the winded."

2. "I'm so good at the high jump, I can clear a puddle."

3. "I'm not a sprinter, I'm a snack enthusiast."

4. "I'm not a swimmer, I'm a professional lifeguard dodger."

5. "I'm not a gymnast, I just have a lot of balance issues."

6. "I'm not a diver, I just have a fear of dry land."

7. "I'm not a weightlifter, I just have a talent for picking up heavy things."

8. "I'm not a pole vaulter, I just have a knack for getting over things."

9. "I'm not a marathon runner, I just have a tendency to get lost easily."

10. "I'm not a javelin thrower, I just have a strong arm and bad aim."

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