1. "I'm the reason we can't have nice things"
2. "Naptime is my cardio"
3. "I'm not crying, I'm ordering dinner"
4. "I'm proof that daddy doesn't play video games all the time"
5. "I'm the boss, applesauce"
6. "I'm so fancy, I poop glitter"
7. "I drink until I pass out... milk that is"
8. "I'm not a regular baby, I'm a cool baby"
9. "I'm the reason mommy drinks coffee"
10. "I'm not a morning person, just like my parents"
Above is Funny onesies sayings.
1. Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Unknown2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The only way to do great work is to love
1. United we stand, divided we fall.2. In unity, there is strength.3. Together we can achieve great things.4. Unity is the key to success.5. E pluribus unum - out of many, one.6. We may have different roots, but we share the same sky.7. United, we can overcome any obstacle.8. When we
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. The early bird catches the worm.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. The grass is always greener on the other side.6. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
1. A clean house is a happy house.2. Tidy space, tidy mind.3. Cleanliness is next to godliness.4. A cluttered space is a cluttered mind.5. Cleanliness is the hallmark of perfect standards.6. A clean environment is a reflection of a disciplined mind.7. Order is the shape upon which beaut
Better safe than sorry.
Like the intricate workings of a clock, the sayings of wisdom are the wheels and cogs that keep our minds moving forward.
1. Family is not an important thing, it's everything.2. In this family, we stick together through thick and thin.3. Family is the anchor that holds us through life's storms.4. Love makes a family, and love is always present here.5. Family is where life begins and love never ends.6. Togeth
1. I always plan ahead, that way it's one less thing to do tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that.2. I have a master plan... it's just taking a little longer to master than I anticipated.3. I like to make plans, but then life happens and I end up improvising... which is just
Here are some quotes by APJ Abdul Kalam about education:1. Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.2. Learning gives creativity, creativity leads to thinking, thinking provides knowledge, knowledge makes you great.3. The purpose of education is to make good h
1. Better safe than sorry.2. Protect your pleasure.3. Wrap it up, stay safe.4. No glove, no love.5. Keep it covered, keep it fun.6. Condoms are cool, STIs are not.7. Don't be silly, protect your willy.8. Safe sex is great sex.9. Shield your sword, protect your queen.10. Condoms: t