Funny ostrich sayings

1. "I'm not sticking my head in the sand, I'm just looking for snacks!"

2. "I may have long legs, but I still can't dance."

3. "I'm not a bird, I'm a majestic ostrich."

4. "I may be flightless, but I can still run faster than you!"

5. "I'm not ignoring you, I just have a lot on my mind... like where did I bury that shiny rock?"

6. "I'm not a feather duster, I'm a fashion icon!"

7. "I may have a small brain, but I have a big heart... and a big appetite!"

8. "I'm not running away from my problems, I'm just running towards a better snack."

9. "I may have a funny-looking neck, but it's perfect for reaching the juiciest leaves."

10. "I may be tall, but I still have to duck under doorways!"

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