Funny paramedic sayings

1. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one in the back of an ambulance."

2. "I'm here to save lives and make bad jokes, and I'm all out of bad jokes."

3. "I'm like a human band-aid, I fix everything."

4. "I'm not just a paramedic, I'm a professional band-aid remover."

5. "I'm not a magician, but I can make your heart start beating again."

6. "I'm not a superhero, but I do wear a cape...it's called a paramedic uniform."

7. "I'm not a mind reader, but I can tell when someone is faking a medical emergency."

8. "I'm not a therapist, but I can definitely help you with your heart problems."

9. "I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

10. "I'm not just a paramedic, I'm a professional life saver and pun enthusiast."

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