Funny parking infraction sayings

1. "I park like a boss...a boss who doesn't know how to park."

2. "I'm not a bad driver, I just have a talent for finding creative parking spots."

3. "My parking skills are so good, I could win a medal in the Olympic Parallel Parking event."

4. "I didn't choose the parking life, the parking life chose me."

5. "I may not be able to park straight, but at least I'm consistent."

6. "I'm not double parking, I'm just creating my own VIP parking space."

7. "I brake for parking tickets...because I can't afford any more fines."

8. "Parallel parking is my arch-nemesis, but I refuse to let it defeat me."

9. "I'm not a bad parker, I'm just giving the pedestrians a challenge."

10. "If parking was an art form, I'd be considered a modern abstract artist."

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