1. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
2. "Firmly grasp it!"
3. "I love you, SpongeBob."
4. "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
5. "No, this is Patrick!"
6. "Who you callin' Pinhead?"
7. "I can't see my forehead!"
8. "Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
9. "I'm not a Krusty Krab."
10. "Leedle leedle leedle lee!"
Above is Funny patrick sayings.
1. Smile, even if it's a sad smile, because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile. - Unknown2. Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh3. The strongest people are not those who show str
1. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs4. Don't wa
1. I'm all thumbs when it comes to DIY projects.2. I have butterfingers, everything slips out of my hands.3. I can't keep my hands to myself, they have a mind of their own.4. My hands are like two separate entities, always doing their own thing.5. I have a love-hate relationship with my han
1. Work hard, play hard.2. The early bird catches the worm.3. A job worth doing is worth doing well.4. Rome wasn't built in a day.5. No pain, no gain.6. Hard work pays off.7. The harder you work, the luckier you get.8. Success is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration.9. Don't put off
1. A daughter is one of the most beautiful gifts this world has to give. - Laurel Atherton2. A baby girl is a miracle that never ceases to be miraculous. - Unknown3. She leaves a little sparkle wherever she goes. - Unknown4. And though she be but little, she is fierce. - William Shakespeare5
1. Depression is a flaw in chemistry, not character. - Unknown2. Depression is being colorblind and constantly told how colorful the world is. - Atticus3. Depression is like a war - you either win or die trying. - Unknown4. Depression is feeling like you're lost something but having no idea w
1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin3. Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each
1. Le vin est la lumière du soleil captive dans l'eau. (Wine is the sunlight trapped in water.)2. Le vin est la poésie en bouteille. (Wine is poetry in a bottle.)3. Le bon vin est un ami fidèle. (Good wine is a faithful friend.)4. Le vin est la preuve que Dieu nous aime et veut nous voir heur
Here are a few sayings of Hazrat Muhammad (PBUH) in Urdu:1. Sachai aur sabr se buraee ka muqabla karo.2. Achay akhlaq walay insaan ki sohbat, khushbu wali ittar ki tarah hoti hai.3. Dusron ke liye wohi chahiye jo tumhare liye chahiye.4. Kisi ko chot pohchane se pehle, apne aap ko uske jagah p
1. Forever and always2. Love you more3. Together forever4. My heart is yours5. Soulmates for life6. Eternally yours7. You are my everything8. I choose you9. Love never fails10. With you, always