Funny pencil sayings
1. "I'm #2, but I try harder!"
2. "I'm so sharp, I could poke fun at you!"
3. "I'm not just a pencil, I'm a pun-cil!"
4. "I'm lead-ing the way in comedy!"
5. "I'm write on point with my jokes!"
6. "I'm not just graphite, I'm a graphite comedian!"
7. "I'm so erasable, I can make your mistakes disappear!"
8. "I'm the write choice for a good laugh!"
9. "I'm so sharp, I could draw a smile on your face!"
10. "I'm not just a pencil, I'm a stand-up comedian in graphite form!"
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