Funny philosophy quotes and sayings

1. "I think, therefore I am... probably hungry."

2. "I know that I know nothing, but I'm pretty sure I left my keys in the kitchen."

3. "The only thing I know for sure is that I don't know anything for sure."

4. "I'm not sure if I'm a pessimist or an optimist, but I'm pretty sure I'm hungry."

5. "Life is a journey, but sometimes I feel like I'm just wandering around lost in a grocery store."

6. "The only constant in life is change, and my ability to procrastinate."

7. "I think, therefore I am... probably overthinking."

8. "I may not have all the answers, but at least I have a good sense of humor."

9. "The unexamined life is not worth living, but neither is the overanalyzed one."

10. "I think I'm a deep thinker, but my thoughts usually end up in the shallow end of the pool."

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