Funny photo sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."

5. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

8. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my coffee does."

9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

10. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."

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Sayings about single

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Awesome and funny sayings

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Fish and cheese sayings

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Funny corn sayings

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About old sayings

Old sayings, also known as proverbs or adages, are short, traditional expressions that convey a piece of wisdom or common sense. These sayings have been passed down through generations and are often used to offer advice, make a point, or provide insight into human behavior. They are a reflection of