Funny phrases or sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

7. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than you."

8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my snacks."

9. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."

10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

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